the fact that daedra had to stop opening gates in black marsh because the argonians kept reverse-invading them is so funny to me it was just like
daedra: we’re invading
argonians: no, we’re invading
Daedra: invades
Argonians:
argonians: WHO’S THE DAEDRA NOW, ASSWAGON
Daedra: WE COME FROM A REALM OF FLAME AND DEATH TO CONQUER YOU
Argonians:
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vexj:
“real life doesnt have trigger warnings” imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like “sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:” when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock
Or movies stop having previews or ratings and 5 year olds are crying in Quentin Tarantino movies and their parents are saying “time to grow up (:”
lmao sjws and their fuckin wet floor signs
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convos w my 1st graders i tutor
(Source: ranchuppi)
blessed-with-southern-sweetness:
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?
This makes me so uneasy
You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it
(Source: matchagirl, via robustquestioner)
gross
(Source: stemmmm)
All i wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman
hot take; kuzco is one of deadpools ancestor
[video]
LAVA DEITY PLEASE MARRY ME
(via aeritus)
Forever reblog.
You can hear him say oh snap
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