1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE STREAM EVEN STARTED.
2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000
3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS.
3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?”
3.5.5. SHE DIDN’T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP.
4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING
5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID ‘TRANS RIGHTS’ IN DK’S VOICE
6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS.
7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS
8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS
9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K
10. THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS
11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I’VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES
12. TEETH GANG
EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE’S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES.
Folks who are surprised at the magnitude of the response to hbomberguy’s charity livestream probably are not aware how fundamentally unreasonable the idea of live 100% clearing Donkey Kong 64 is.
to put in perspective, you have to run through every single level at the very least of five times in order to complete every objective and collect every banana, not to mention hunting down the blueprints is a pain in the ass in general
like you’ll be doing literally anything and you just think you hear a discord notif go off but when you go to check, there’s no notification? or is this just me and I’m being haunted by the ghost of discord past
its what happens when someone tags you but then either deletes or edits your tag out
the kung fu panda series is genuinely amazing and its about time we admit it. it has compelling characters with powerful stories and great fight choreography. Kung fu panda is a great series. fuck anyone whose too scared to admit it.
6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.
Google:
5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.
Microsoft:
7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.
Samsung:
3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.
Twitter:
9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah.
emojidex:
-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this.
Messenger:
0/10 - did you even fucking try
Mozilla:
10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!!
i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now
donkey kong said trans rights !
[image descriptions: a picture of donkey kong holding a trans flag, with a tie in the colours of the flag with “DK” on it. the second picture is a banner with the aforementioned donkey kong mirrored on either side, with the text “this post must be reblogged by everyone” in the middle. /end id]
