Silver Tongue

Mar 10

antigone-lesbian:
*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check
BRO

[video]

draeneis:
fundercity:
every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that
open chested shirts and siren immunity
Do you have something to share with the class, Victoria?

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kween-kaiju:

didney-worl-no-uta:
Y’all mass hysterical hoarders really going to hospitals to STEAL antiviral masks and sanitizers now??? FUCKING CHILL. WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.
We’ve had to HIDE masks in the triage area of the ED I work at because patients were literally REACHING OVER AND AROUND US to take them, despite us telling them that they don’t need any. People are stealing from legitimately sick patients and healthcare providers out of ignorance.
This shit is getting ridiculous.

(via irailleth-archive)

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ugotchi:

spongehole:
pussypisces:
pussypisces:
When taller people help you get stuff off the shelf
When your friend helps you stretch in yoga class
When you think about how lucky you are to have people who help you

@demon-space-boi

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all-hail-trash-prince:

knightpixie:
knightpixie:
knightpixie:
knightpixie:
oh he’s
*lowers voice*
cisgender
not that there’s anything wrong with that of course. one of my friends is cisgender
he. well you know. he uses the default settings
he uh. he plays the vanilla game if you catch my drift
how do I put this… well he hasn’t updated his software if you know what I mean

hes… you know… untoasted bread

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