to me the funniest line in spider verse that certainly wasn’t meant to be funny was when peter was like “my uncle ben died” and noir was like “my uncle benjamin died” like he had to say it like that he couldn’t just say mine too
Noir’s “In my dimension it’s 1933” line is funny to me for reasons I can’t explain. A lot of Noir dialogue is meant to be goofy but even the lines that aren’t are funny somehow
You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™
Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.
Only big arms will get you an action figure.
Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.
