My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:
When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.
Well I HAD everything planned out, but I follow the WIZARD in turn order and he just turned the entire terrain into Jell-O pudding to kill the guy I was going to charge at so now I have to reconsider what I was going to do!
‘nasa just emailed a wrench to space’ i genuinely, unironically love how i’ve come to a point where i just take this stuff in stride, like i was in 3rd grade when we got our first vcr and now we’re here. emailing wrenches to space. i love it so much.
my aesthetic is conservatives trying to make things like this sound scary when really this is ideal
“Married a single father” ??????
Omfg I’m dying, I didn’t know this was a negative image from the conservative side of the aisle. For a hot second I genuinely thought this was a a positive image from liberals, and I was all FUCK YEAH she married someone else’s baby daddy and FUCK YEAH she doesn’t think she needs to get married and FUCK YEAH you rock that hijab and FUCK YEAH you funky little mom with what I can only assume is your equally funky little lesbian daughter. You all rock!
Conservatives really need to step up their game. 😂😂😂
