whenever a tv network or streaming service complains about ppl watching their stuff illegally i’m always like, you know if you did manage to shut down all the pirate sites it wouldn’t make ppl go pay for your service, it’d prob just mean they wouldn’t watch your stuff in the first place?
like, it’s not “ pirate, else pay to watch” it’s “pirate, else don’t watch at all” in a lot of cases, so like… you ain’t even losing those ~potential customers~ bc they’re. not.
i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now
my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable
people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine
so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit
then Jedi comes out and
someone just actually messaged me for spoilers
there would be discourse on whether or not you should draw him with eyebrows
