Silver Tongue

Jan 17

ask-factory-scootaloo:

I’m playing TABLE TOP SIMULATOR!

Come watch as I learn the rules to a game. YAaaaaaaaaaay.

we’re playing red dragon inn!

(via scraps-is-busy)

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Boromir lives AU where instead of being around for the events of Two Towers and ROTK he just kind of shows up in Minas Tirith after the Ring is destroyed all bloody & bedraggled like ‘you GUYS i had to swim all the way back what the hELL’

Aragorn: *watching Boromir’s funeral boat drift away* you checked for a pulse right Legolas

Legolas, who definitely does not know how human pulses work: sure did!!

(via bloodsbane)

hot take

silver-tongues-blog:

This is a kaiju

afallenwolf:

stef-mad-arts:

suramarelf:

rangari:

forever annoyed by artists who draw women looking like children, while their men have diverse designs and look of age

Also artists who draw female monster designs as pretty, humanoid, and innocent looking as possible, while the male monsters look like… monsters

first thing came in mind was Elise from lol she is the slut wannabe girl monster

GIMME MONSTER MONSTER GIRLS COWARDS!

(via afallenwolf)

ampervadasz:

Best birthday photo

(via dan-mcneely)

We can Pack Up Guys, the best Farrago Piece of Merch exists

jadedresearcher:

@yearnfulnode produced the ultimate  in gigglesnort technology.

https://farrago-fiction.myshopify.com/collections/yearnfulnode/products/definitely-normal-body-pillow

Its so soft and fluffy.

And so ironic.

And what’s on the other side is [REDACTED].

10/10 definitely recommend.

@butchpersephone this seems like youre aesthetic

We can Pack Up Guys, the best Farrago Piece of Merch exists

jadedresearcher:

@yearnfulnode produced the ultimate  in gigglesnort technology.

https://farrago-fiction.myshopify.com/collections/yearnfulnode/products/definitely-normal-body-pillow

Its so soft and fluffy.

And so ironic.

And what’s on the other side is [REDACTED].

10/10 definitely recommend.

pwapboi:

digital-umbras:

necromatador:

wickedwitchshaming:

wallcrawler-exmachina:

pwapboi:

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere

this is worse

jade how did you manage to make this worse

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts.  Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen.  Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax”, and a horse “abdomen”.

Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR”

- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

(via aeritus)

probablybadrpgideas:

catsuggest:

Momo suggest

Flop on the forbidden click clack snack

probably bad rpg idea- flop on the forbidden click clack snack

giant displacer beast

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