Silver Tongue

Jan 16

soggystyrofoam:
“came to me in a dream
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soggystyrofoam:

came to me in a dream

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outofcontextdnd:

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Long story short the party sharp-shooter tapped me on the shoulder while the DM was talking to another player and just.

Yeah.

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cannibalchicken:

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ego-ann-16:

lesbiangender:

ranger-truth:

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Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

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ohdebt:

fgsshinyhoard:

the-collecting-turnip:

zarekthelordofthefries:

legarcon:

zarekthelordofthefries:

questions-within-questions:

zarekthelordofthefries:

lishadra:

varkarrus:

thecouchwitch:

kitfisto:

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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princeanxious:

anastasialestina:

imgetting2old4diss:

brittajj26:

wetwareproblem:

autisticeducator:

autisticute:

My NT friend: doesn’t this silence bother u

Me, autistic: are u telling me u can’t hear this incredibly loud fridge

The lights have sound

Electronics have sound

Appliances have sound

If electricity runs through it, it has sound.

Rarely is there actual silence (and that does bother me due to lack of sensory input).

This is why the barn uses me when they think the horses are reacting to a noise they can’t hear. I’ll likely find it (it’s usually the heating or the electrical box in the indoor).

I also know when the electric fences are on.

For years I was convinced that I was either hallucinating or had hearing damage, because electronics always made this high-pitched whine that was closer to being felt than heard, and nobody else knew what I was talking about.

Then I met other autistic people.

Wait so I’m not the only one who hears electric currents in things?

It bugs me when the street lights come on at night as i can hear them .my eldest boy used to hate my mums eletric fire as it made a low buzzing sound if you didnt turn the fan part on .he loves white noise though and his little bro is calmed by the sound of a fan too .my mum used to get me to sleep by putting the hoover on and i would calm down but the sound of strip lights and street lights drive me crazy.

Wow, this is super neat.

Im not the only one hhhhhhh

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floralmarsupial:
“A cute Callie for the 6th day, dree day!!
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floralmarsupial:

A cute Callie for the 6th day, dree day!!

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biggerb0at:

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charlesoberonn:

When somebody leaves their open and full water bottle right next to your laptop

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When there’s 5 seconds left in the round and you’re still waiting to respawn and nobody’s on the point

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When you ask captain America for something and he says “what’s the magic word”.

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badjokesbyjeff:

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