Silver Tongue

Nov 24

ralfmaximus:

clementimetodie:

vajracchedika:

image

🥹

reblog to kill it faster

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, “Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather.” Those questions aren’t monetizable.

So they didn’t want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you’d tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

(via crouton-knight)

quoms:

you’re not a capitalist. a capitalist is a person who owns or manages capital. the word for a person who neither owns nor manages capital but who believes in capitalism is ‘sucker’

(via turing-tested)

ralfmaximus:

foervraengd:

mirrepp:

kelly turnbull on twitter: "I saw a new type of comment I’d never seen on people’s art before popping up that some variation of “what do you call this style?” and was briefly confused until I realized it’s people trying to trawl for prompts to feed into AI generators to  mimic that artist’s style"ALT

idk all i see here is an excellent opportunity to troll these people all the way to hell and back

my art style is heavily influenced by the art movement known as “gråtrunka”. It has its roots in old swedish folklore and is primarily about dealing with loneliness and longing. Its a very subtle and unique form of vent art that has its origins from around the 1200bc.

image

Okay that’s pretty funny

(via rosexknight)

People who give rika big tits are cowards

Spite is a very powerful motivator. Leading up to the release of Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, i was told many times that i probably wouldnt be able to beat it without using the shitty lizard bike but guess what?

image

I fucking did it. Even the sledding gym task where they force you onto bike lizard could be beaten without a single input with 2 seconds to spare, So i just put down the switch and walked away for a little bit while it just slit on its own. i didnt put in a single input with the dumb bike lizard and i proved my my point. The bike lizard is nothing but unnecessary padding. Also bonus but my team was also not optimized in any capacity but i dont give a shit because my team is cute as fuck and i wanted to keep it that way

image

image

a basic ass flamingo? whats next, a regular ass duck?

image


An boring ass owl?

image

A stupid ass swallow?

image

Maybe a dumb ass pigeon

image


Clearly the use of a regular ass flamingo means gamefreak ran out of ideas. Next thing you know they’ll just start putting arms on rocks

lesserrug4 asked:

SMewtwo: "Isn't that funny Pig girl?"

Pig: "Yeah, almost as funny as what'll happen if you call me that again."

....

SMewtwo: "Guess it's just you and me now Pig girl"

Pig: *Long exhale and inhale*

*SMewtwo as he's launched throught the sky*: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Newtwo: "See? I told you."

Mew: "T'was never a matter of 'if' "

*loud background crash*

Mew: "Only 'when'. "

xxtc-96xx:

image
image
image

fine one more :V

xxtc-96xx:

image
image
image

another quote because I gotta

Limits of the Human Body

logan-sanders-enthusiast:

spnfangirl06:

hessystuff:

a-casual-egg:

meanpear:

er-cryptid:

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Writers finding this post:

image

Thank you

Europeans about half of this post:


image

Body Heat = 42 C

Cold Water = 4 C

Hot Air = 148 C

High Altitude = 4572m

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 390m

Lack Of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Europeans seeing this version of this post:

image

(via crouton-knight)

wanderingemperor:

leopardheart-deactivated2023022:

enough tumblrina infighting. it’s time to unite against our common enemy: people who randomly clutter up the tags in searches with bite size posts full of every possible irrelevant tag they can think of for attention like this

image
image

BOOOOO BOOOO sit DOWN

you guys GOTTA start reporting them for spam. im 100% serious, its literally spam under tumblr guidelines

screenshot of tumblr guidelines defining spam. the highlighted portion says "Don't put tags on your posts that will mislead or deceive searchers. For example, don't tag a photo of your cat with "doctor who" unless the name of your cat is actually Doctor Who, and don't overload your posts with #barely #relevant #tags."ALT

if we get enough of these posts removed at least a few people will take notice and cut it the hell out

(via rockboci)