Imagine you’re chilling at home with your family one evening when suddenly some emo-looking teen bursts into the room and attempts to stab your husband with his bare hands only for him to block that hand with a sword and not cut right into it and then they get into a hand vs swordfight where your husband nails the teen to the ground and tries to cut his head off only to have his sword break when it hits the teen’s neck after which he frees himself breaks through the window (which is not on ground level mind you) and runs off into the night
Look, all I’m saying is that that must’ve been one hell of a wild evening for Mrs Bradley.
