Silver Tongue

Jan 12

Me: This character needs a development arc
My brain: a tragedy arc?
Me: No like character development, an arc, where the story takes them as a person
My brain: A life destroying arc that sticks their heart in a blender?
Me: No, like…
Me: Okay yes
Character: *becomes villain*
Me: Hey whoa okay WHAT

(Source: gg-writes, via rosexknight)

peter-bussy-parker:

notdeadjustgay:
y'all see miles morales and you just slam that reblog button huh? not gonna lie this is a call out mostly for myself

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thenib:

From Kasia Babis.

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bunjywunjy:

stele3:
The witches have come to lay their claim.
a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

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librius:

gothicprep:
i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought
the end result if anyone’s interested

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celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:
I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.
If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

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nis-otps:

lilsparrow72:
glitterpen1s:
you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time
I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film
It is a period drama

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:
charlesoberonn:
My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?
Me: You want me to stop making puns.
My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.
My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.
Me: It really is the duelity of man.
My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*
Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.
My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*
Me:

*with dying breath* “i guess we know who calls the shots now”

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