Silver Tongue

Jan 11

been awhile..

wlwriot:
wlwriot:
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

Their swords

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wlwriot:

wlwriot:
wlwriot:
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

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kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:
This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.
This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

(via jwblogofrandomness)

tangarang:

hallstein:
Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-
this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

(via robustquestioner)

probablybadrpgideas:

All archetypes in the Invisible Clergy aren’t cosmic or global archetypes, but TV Tropes character tropes..

(Source: chameshida, via stemmmm)

Oh my god

ankle-beez:

irlbop:
It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.
I cannot wait.

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mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??
Me:

(Source: maxevvans, via robustquestioner)

hey did yall know that jack black was singing megalovania earlier today?