Silver Tongue

Jan 08

anunexpectedfanboy:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon

me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*

me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah

literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting

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uwuzume:

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

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me: 

:O

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two trucks having sex

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odinsblog:

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unclefather:

cringeycactuskid:

unclefather:

All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

Sorry I don’t talk or look at theater kids

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snubbin:

If ur making a Harvest Moon styled game (basically a farming dating sim) the absolute must haves imo are

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yourplayersaidwhat:

During a dungeon, the DM snuck in a trapped room that made the party believe one of us was a doppelganger. The party consisted of a human monk, a half elf druid, a gnome sorcerer and a drow warlock. Only the human monk was effected but the trapped room split the parties ideals in two. The human was hallucinating and tried to fight the ‘fake’ party member he was seeing. He was effectively downed by the Gnome and tied up to stop him from hurting him.

The monk was tied up on the ground and kept shouting at the Sorcerer that he’s not the real one and tried to persuade others to join in. The party didn’t know what side to take so an argument broke out that left the druid exasperated. It went like this:

Druid: Guys, I think we should just leave..

Monk: Don’t listen to him! He’s a fake!!

Sorcerer: I can’t believe he attacked me.

Warlock, noticing the Monk nodding in a ‘go ahead’ gesture: What does that even mean? You know I can’t heal you right? What do you want me to do, this?

The warlock starts casting spells at the Sorcerer, but misses all of them with bad rolls. One spell hits him in return and effectively brings him to 0hp.

Warlock: Are you kidding m…

Druid: We should just leave the room

Sorcerer: Stop trying to kill me

Monk: Screw that, kill the Sorcerer

Druid: Guys… the room..

Warlock: I’m up for that. Kill the damn gnome

Eventually after arguing enough, the druid, being the only sensible one of the group, grabbed everyone and dragged them with her strength alone outside the room breaking the spell.

Druid: Told you to just leave the room

Monk (talking about the doppelganger): Where did the grey guy go?

Warlock: Wow.. Okay then..

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

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shrekyourself:

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