Dear Nintendo please STOP giving them ideas
Small Brain: Luigi can’t wear the super crown so he can’t be a beautiful princess
Galaxy Brain: Luigi can’t wear the super crown because he’s already a beautiful princess
If a sitting president threatens to hold government employees hostage and shut down the government for years because the other branches of government won’t give him absolute power, then he should be fucking impeached.
#like this is literally how authoritarianism starts #the government wo[n’t] build your wall? #shut down the government entirely! #declare a state of emergency to circumvent congress! #like how long will it take for martial law to be declared after that?
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Dear Nintendo please STOP giving them ideas
Small Brain: Luigi can’t wear the super crown so he can’t be a beautiful princess
Galaxy Brain: Luigi can’t wear the super crown because he’s already a beautiful princess
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My dash did a thing again
(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)
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me: I drank coffee, why am I still sleepy??
people: did you sleep
me: IRRELEVANT
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Don’t mess with ADHD science students during their assessment period.
You have been warned.
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baby pokemon dragons i forgot i never posted here!! dragonair and dratini are my fave dragon type pokemons!!
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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
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