Silver Tongue

Jan 07

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thelunaticfever:

teabirdy:

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity 
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

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WELL THEN.

OH MY GOD

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artwasps:
“government mandated jevil headcannon
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artwasps:

government mandated jevil headcannon

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silver-tongues-blog:

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remember that time goku sent ganondorf straight to HFIL

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biomic:

jack black’s first real video is him going to the pinball hall of fame and singing all star by smash mouth while playing a shrek-themed pinball machine so i’d say jablinski games is off to a fucking excellent start

(via scraps-is-busy)

wan4life:

Take animated movies seriously. My parents called Spiderverse garbage because it was animated. How is that a good gauge for storytelling? And then my dad was so surprised at the amount of animators in the credits. Of course there’s a lot! It can take years to animate a 2 hour movie! Honestly stop people from believing that animation is “only for kids”. So what if an animated movie is for kids? So what if it’s animated? That shouldn’t define the quality of a film. In fact isn’t it better for movies “only for kids” to have good storytelling and morals and real life lessons?

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skelegun:

armedandgayngerous:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation

yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born

They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic

(via deep-sea-prince)

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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gleelesbian:

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

its also a valid objection because in human law that would be considered character evidence which is easily dismissable in as its usually irrelevant and only serves to damage the character of the defendant or witness. And in whale court it may or may not be considered a racially charged question which could get the whale asking dis barred.

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