Silver Tongue

Feb 16

underneath-the-skin:
“ noodlersjones:
“ truenorwegianbowelmovements:
“ underscorex:
“THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
” ”
Its like really really really salty water. It’s like heavier than the sea water. I...

underneath-the-skin:

noodlersjones:

truenorwegianbowelmovements:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

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Its like really really really salty water. It’s like heavier than the sea water. I think they’re called brine pools. If fish go in them they get toxic shock. Check out blue planet 2 on Netflix they talk about them.

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THE GOO LAGOON????

thats a neat fact and all but the gif hes walking upsidedown. see how his air bubbles are going down instead of up? its not water hes bucketing, its air

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manywinged:

10 ACCESSORIES EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

1. FLAMING SWORD

2. SECOND SWORD BUT WITH ICE POWERS

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lioness–hart:

english-history-trip:

english-history-trip:

serpuffinka:

anais-ninja-bitch:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

bryanchuckbrennan:

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When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

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gimli:

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aragorn:

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gandalf:

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BLEASE

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Gollum

Eomer:

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Boromir:

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Elrond:

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This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

i dont know about you but that looks like a regular dnd party

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karalora:

accordionsrule:

noirandpumpkinspice:

“Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does James Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.”

— Terry Pratchett, “Let There Be Dragons” (A Slip of the Keyboard)

This is exactly why grimdark GoT-type fantasy does exactly nothing for me.

I swear I reblog this every damn time

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twilight-druid:

feeshies:

Things about journalism that tumblr never seems to grasp

journalists are required to use the word “alleged” or “allegedly” until the person they’re talking about has been found guilty in a court of law

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left-reminders:

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thedenofravenpuff:
“ ponyway:
“ katisconfused:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ cipheramnesia:
“ satan-parisienne:
“ systlin:
“ adarhysenthe:
“ boleynbitch:
“ thatbluemerm:
“I couldn’t play on the internet if my grandmother had a conference call or an appointment...

thedenofravenpuff:

ponyway:

katisconfused:

fatsexybitch:

cipheramnesia:

satan-parisienne:

systlin:

adarhysenthe:

boleynbitch:

thatbluemerm:

I couldn’t play on the internet if my grandmother had a conference call or an appointment with a buyer

Having too sit and hold down the top of the vhs tape rewinder cuz the latch broke after my brother’s movie binges

Oh geez I remember that

Spooling the magnetic tape back into a tape after the tape deck ate it

The relationship between a cassette tape and a Bic Crystal pen

When 15 mbs was a good internet speed

Free cellular minutes after 9 pm

You get in trouble calling a different area code and spending a long time on the phone because the phone bill got high. You could buy a calling card for it. Dialing 1-800-Collect. Find somewhere comfortable that the cord reaches.

There was a whole numeric alphabet code before sms could support letters

“At the tone the Bell Atlantic* time is 3:35 and 15 seconds, temperature 65F”

Not having to dial an area code

The phase where you had to email yourself from your phone via text to get the address that people could send messages to you from email.

*insert phone company here, ours was bell at the time which from my understanding only exists in canada now? But with no internet that’s how you got the accurate time lmao

Teletext is how we got accurate time to sync our wristwatches that actually still had a functional purpose, if for nothing else but beeping every hour.

And man, teletext is still being watched by every third citizen. Baby boomers probably.

Boop, beep beep, beeoooppp, screeech, screeching *shrieking of the damned* and you got online!

Using a pencil to rewind the cassette tape is for cowards! Use your index finger, you p*ssies!

cleaning the mouseball

“it is now safe to turn of your computer”

pinball space cadet

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avatar-chang:

Azula: only fools would dare to attack me without bending.

Sokka, a local fool prepping his boomerang:

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my take is that azula does says it as an intimidation tactic because she knows how much of a threat nonbenders actually are so she tries to dissuade people who could legitimately beat her in single combat from trying.

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Nothing has shook me more than learning that grains are technically fruits

Think about it, popcorn is a exploded fruit

Bread is just fruit loaf

dnd-apothecary:

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