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there’s a word for people who can’t levitate, and that word, is bitches
cities with rivers running through them 8/10
cities with rivers on the edge: 5/10
cities with no rivers to be heard of: 3/10why is there no 10/10 city
rent prices
vermin supreme spotted at bernie rally
what is he planning
just realized AOC is doing the pogchamp face in this screenshot
(via turing-tested)
me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*
also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-
Bruhhhh
the first one is less about not hearing what was said and more about having trouble processing what was said.
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and that’s on jaskier
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this is the best image you will see all day
everyone must pay attention to this sweet little mans right now immediately or i will start a riot