Silver Tongue

Feb 15

cactusrabbit:
“ behemothgaymes:
“ crazilyawesomeme:
“They’re coming after us now
”
oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes
”
Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.
”

cactusrabbit:

behemothgaymes:

crazilyawesomeme:

They’re coming after us now

oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes

Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.

(via demilypyro)

(via mbulteau)

(via mbulteau)

banishedquasiroyal:
“YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL
”

banishedquasiroyal:

YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL

Feb 14

squireofgeekdom:

my fam is doing our annual rewatch of the lord of the rings movies and i’ve come to the conclusion that when they’re trying to go over the pass of caradhras and gimli is like ‘we should go through mines of moria instead’ and there’s that long saruman speech about how gandalf doesn’t want to go into moria because he knows what the dwarves awoke there, and then gandalf … immediately doesn’t say any of that to any of the party 

…that’s basically the equivalent of, in dnd, if the dm had just given a whole prepared monologue of information to gandalf’s player of things gandalf should already know …

….and then when they go ‘so do you tell the rest of the party that?’ gandalf’s player just goes ‘no.’

and i’m losing my shit 

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

flo-writing:

flo-writing:

it’s dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

waiter: enjoy your meal!

me: you too *becomes instantly bald*

lex luther origin story

(via newbarrk)

going to pet my cat

paranormal-thingum:

paranormal-thingum:

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*my face falls off on the way to pet my cat*

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*exercising caution so as  not to make my face fall off on the way to pet my cat again*

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(via the-steve-vrc)

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one… this one got me

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

planeswalker-umbral:

tinymacaroni:

autism-cuttlefish:

we all know pokemon was made by an autistic person but consider the idea that it was made for autistic people as well:

1. absolutely nothing in the entire game requires dexterity or quick reaction time. you can beat the game with no problems even if you have the reaction time of a shuckle

2. game mechanics based on categorization, things placed neatly into categories that are easy to memorize

3. there are multiplayer elements but the game itself? completely single player. no social interaction required to enjoy the hell out of this game

4. you are not only encouraged but expected to have empathy for and form an attachment to these virtual creatures that do not actually exist, which is very easy for an autistic person with hyperempathy to do

5. the whole point of the game is collecting things. autistics will understand this one

6. making eye contact with an npc is an act of aggression

7. Loud noises like Supersonic or bright lights like Confuse Ray make your pokemon confused, unable to listen, properly respond and sometimes hit themselves much like someone having an autistic episode.

(via demilypyro)