Silver Tongue

Jan 05

idimmadontgiveashit:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

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i am SCREAMING

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When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

(via chefpyro)

aeiously:

badjokesbyjeff:

So far, 2019 seems odd.

Like every other year.

I have a PhD in math, so I understand this joke. Let me know if anyone needs me to explain it.

(via bloodsbane)

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dunc09:
““Ay kid, the one piece is down here” ”

dunc09:

“Ay kid, the one piece is down here”

(via moonpaw)

kilalabunnies:

rarabro:

kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it

@silver-tongues-blog me n scraps are gonna smooch ur tummy if we ever all meet up 

>:V im ticklish!

(via demon-space-boi)

baronfulmen:

Fantasy humans are freaks

So, set aside all the speculation about what kind of scary aliens humans would be from the perspective of other species. Let’s talk fantasy for a second.

Everyone knows half elves, and we know the other half is human but we don’t call them half humans. Why? Because it’s assumed all half breeds are part human, since humans will fuck anything.

See it’s not just elves. In D&D, for example, there are half orcs, half angels, half demons, half elementals, half spirit-things, half snakes… humans are out there fucking whatever pops a tentacle through to the material plane.

And of course I’m not saying this is never consentual so the other races must have people that are dtf with humans but I don’t think they’re known for it. I think humans are the ones that initiate pretty much every time.

So I feel like in fantasy when someone is like “oh I’m the cursed offspring of a magic cow and a -” everyone will just cut them off and be like “ - human, yeah, fucking a magic cow sounds about right for those horny bastards.”

all humans are fantasy kirk

(via afallenwolf)

broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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(via bloodsbane)

afallenwolf:

I always gave my goblins tails, should I keep that or get rid of it?

keep them! give gnomes and halflings tails too!

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Talking about a melted anomaly with multiple human-like “branches”)

“So…. Does the amalgamation use singular or plural pronouns?”

“Yes.”

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

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