Silver Tongue

Jan 04

toralei:
jury duty cat
“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

(via nofacednerd)

disgruntledmushroom:

chefpyro:
having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape
suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

(via bloodsbane)

silver-boots:

steadfast:
vampireapologist:
You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel

(via bloodsbane)

tolkienteacher:

juan-the-gecko:
When women want to fuck monsters:
Originally posted by submersivemedia
Originally posted by southern-values
Originally posted by awidevastdominion
Originally posted by cvasquez
Originally posted by xbunnyclawsx
Originally posted by assian-candor
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

(via wuffleton)

queenqueso:

aztechnology:
gunsandfireandshit:
psilocybabe:
What does this mean
#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd
I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.
someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

i have played magic and i still dont get how a slightly better pot of greed is so op

(Source: theblogeternities, via wuffleton)

kay-ember:

ultra-frog:
NEW FRIEND DISCOVERED
I introduce you to the reticulated siren: a new salamander species discovered in the Alabama/Florida area.
Look at him.
LOOK AT THOSE GILLS
THE SHEER ELEGANCE OF THIS MADMAN. FIT TO BE A MODEL. WE WAS GLAM. I WILL DIE FOR THEM.
@scafe-dragon

(Source: screwyouandrew, via scafe-dragon)

darinharrfath:

killowave-the-2nd:

(Source: killowave, via pembrokewkorgi)

alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:
bluedew12:
bluedew12:
Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…
what can I say
except
you’re welcome
And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.
ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ
These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

(via irailleth-archive)

(Source: twitter.com, via deep-sea-prince)

(Source: ffxvfacts, via jadewares)