Silver Tongue

Dec 31

slightmood:
no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances
I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

(via jadewares)

bone-and-brawn:

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vm5:

catsteaks:
vm5:
me: hi
anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see
The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot
grasping for straws i see

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

sounddesignerjeans:

insomniparty:
moxperidot:
@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk
astrology is gay you heard it here first folks
oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

misskittycoventry:

thedavidstrife:
the-regeneratin-degenerate:
vranda-memes:
Modern poetry at its finest
In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.
The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

(Source: vrandaa, via afallenwolf)

tremendify:

vitamorsthetall:
caenis-doceri:
bugsgocracra0:
gaypeopletwitter:
Originally posted by sweetscarlett
@im-in-way-2many-fandoms
did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..
its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

(via afallenwolf)

catchymemes:

this is the best interpretation of the plagues of egypt ive read

(Source: catchymemes, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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