Silver Tongue

Feb 07

i-am-fert:
“a pile of fresh made noodles
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i-am-fert:

a pile of fresh made noodles

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yashaslilaceye:

Caleb every time he talks with Jester

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mr-mustache-penis:

taika waititi would not be afraid of using “toxic” by britney spears during a fight scene

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mbulteau:

shinylesbianeevee:

suspiciouscoconut:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

IT WAS WHAT?

my dad got the plumber to do the wiring

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gatekid3:
“ I started this a whiiiile back, but never knew how to go about finishing it. The garnet bit as a bit weird in some spots but overall i like it. especially with the ice and fire bits.
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gatekid3:

I started this a whiiiile back, but never knew how to go about finishing it. The garnet bit as a bit weird in some spots but overall i like it. especially with the ice and fire bits.

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ashinypegasus:

generatorrexdragon:

the-super-mays:

prettyaroace:

youneedjesus01:

soulsminecraftvillagernoises:

time-lady-in-a-fez:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

saturn-the-bard:

iwantyourflannels:

l3reezey:

supremelordoveralldinosaurs:

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Do not for the love of god group me in with these children that think this phrase is okay. As a millennial I personally think the phrase is immature and shows that younger people today don’t like being told they are wrong or when a person older than them doesn’t listen to them. Go fight in the war or live through the depression than come back and cry to me about how older people don’t listen to you. Maybe it’s for this reason.

ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

Ok boomer

ok boomer

ok boomer

Okay boomer

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petitprincess1:

flowrsrcool:

No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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You know what? I get the joke….and yet I’m still waiting for something to happen.

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