Silver Tongue

Feb 07

looney-dani:

i am against all bully x bullying victim ships, EXCEPT for whatever the fuck baljeet and buford from pnf had going on

Healthy kismesis

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glumshoe:

asryakino:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I feel like the usefulness of a poison ring is inversely correlated with how openly you boast about wearing a poison ring

you were so busy carefully watching that my ring hand did not go near your drink that you didn’t notice the liter bottle labeled POISON in my other from which I poured your wine

the key to poisoning people is misdirection. misdirection… and poison.

Is it like the obsidian knife and the baseball bat?

first of all it’s nothing like that at all and secondly how DARE you try to identify patterns in my murder techniques

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its-all-about-the-eyes:

wallofdis:

ericgeller:

toxicsemicolon:

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

omg

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.

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dndaddyissues:

gnome, kobold, goblin, halfling, and kenku PCs:

the rest of the party:

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