Silver Tongue

Dec 30

silver-tongues-blog asked: always refer to the party as"soiree" "shindig" or "hootenanny"

Dec 29

my brain at 3am: hey remember that embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago? what about your friend who you didnt talk to today? are they still your friend? what if you died in your sleep and nobody knew? are you giong to be able to make rent? what if you got fired tomorrow? what if WWIII happens?

me: sleeb

trashcanbees:

just-shower-thoughts:

Tetris teaches kids that their accomplishments always disappears but their errors will pile up

no, it teaches kids to quickly visualize shapes and patterns, you edgy freak

(via taffybuns)

voiddenizen:

hanging out with lil chumby…love her so Much.

can you tell callie i love her?

(Source: banishedquasiroyal)

silver-tongues-blog:

Joker: This is the worst day ever

Kirby: Poyo

Joker: no because its a little humid- YES BECAUSE THE LIGHTS ATE MOM

i-jab:

flaming-fruitcake:

theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

(via deep-sea-prince)

joey-wheeler-official:

libertarirynn:

kingdomofkitten:

kingdomofkitten:

libertarirynn:

firstdegreeliberty:

libertarirynn:

katekarl:

libertarirynn:

kingdomofkitten:

Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by Borba

I don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho.

I’m gonna fucking end myself

“Carrotholics”

FUCKING

Like how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language.

Carrotholics

So if there is a rabbit catholicism is there a bunny Jesus who was crucified

I have so many questions

It also begs the question, is there like a separate version of Catholicism for every breed of animal? I would think the carrot Catholics thing would be pretty exclusively for rabbits, and this checks out because if you recall in the original, Judy had what appears to be a rabbit version of the Virgin Mary:

But it also seems like Nick might be religious? Is there an entirely separate fox Jesus?

Well, that’s easy. He’s Vulpinestant.

Actually WAIT

HE’S S H R E W I S H

I’m done.

nick wilde NTR

i think the biggest miracle of the carrotholic nativity scene is that the rabbit virgin mary only had one child.

(via deep-sea-prince)

ad-luna-et-rursus:

human brain: you don’t need anymore dice

goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound

(via probably-shep)

thefriendlyvandal:

hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

(Source: wintermutal, via bloodsbane)

actuallygansey:

magnus in the end of rockport limited: oh no we could’ve used the oculus for good!!!

travis, aside, probably like 80% joking: okay griffin, use this as foreshadowing for when magnus goes evil and takes a grand relic

griffin: yea ok sure

griffin, who constructed the temporal chalice and a plotline specifically for magnus to take and use and for taako and merle to literally have to save this new, dark magnus from his decision to use the chalice: take the fucking chalice

magnus: no

griffin:

(Source: ohsweetflips, via bloodsbane)