Silver Tongue

Feb 05

dankmemeuniversity:

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maclonna:
“ Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog
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maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

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ndiecity:

gunsandfireandshit:

ndiecity:

What they don’t show you in cowboy movies is the hero vaporizing after riding off into the sunset

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you know you’re funny when you come up with a joke and find out Gary Larson beat you to it

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numberlover1729:
“ justlookatthosesausages:
“ space-4-all:
“ ahallister:
“ lumicuous:
“ justlookatthosesausages:
“ Bless WDAS for this hilarious scene because there’s so much going on
• the fact that this little girl could ask for anything and asked...

numberlover1729:

justlookatthosesausages:

space-4-all:

ahallister:

lumicuous:

justlookatthosesausages:

Bless WDAS for this hilarious scene because there’s so much going on 

  • the fact that this little girl could ask for anything and asked for a sextant
  • the fact that this little girl knows what a sextant is
  • the fact Elsa knows it as well 
  • ELSA IMPROVISING AN ICE SEXTANT
  • WITH THAT FACE
  • the little girl’s pure joy as she crafts it
  • the way Elsa hands it over with doubt and confusion
  • the little girl immediately using it
  • WAIT IS IT A FUNCTIONAL SEXTANT???

With Elsa constructing whole functional castles + add-ons, clothing and living beings I’m not surprised she can magick nerd stuff that works, lol!

To come up with any of these things she gotta have extensive knowledge on architecture, fashion and biology…

Elsa’s a geek confirmed.

Elsa’s expression while creating the sextant improves the scene immensely by implying an unspoken internal dialog: “Okay, a sextant, I know what that is, wait, it’s not just one piece, it has moving parts, is she going to want a working sextant? Better make it functional just in case. Okay that looks right, I hope it works… Oh good, she’s happy with it!”

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half the notes are “YASSS nerdy Elsa, our headcanons were right!!!”

and the other half are people going “wtf is a sextant”

a sextant, also called a heliotracter, is used to tell the angles between objects, most commonly that of horizon and sun for navigation. BTW, for anyone who thinks i made up heliotracter, it’s a 1800′s word that comes from helios (sun) and protractor.

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mystuffgoeshere:
“ sassy-socialist-memes:
“ crimsontea:
“ sassy-socialist-memes:
“thats what happens when your bae is not as much a commie you would like
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Says the commie on a phone created by capitalism.
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heyyy hi
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This is the most effective...

mystuffgoeshere:

sassy-socialist-memes:

crimsontea:

sassy-socialist-memes:

thats what happens when your bae is not as much a commie you would like

Says the commie on a phone created by capitalism.

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heyyy hi

This is the most effective rebuttal I’ve seen yet

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Feb 04

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apocahipster:

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake


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alamuts-lair-of-madness:
“ eldritchgentleman:
“ prokopetz:
“ I’ve seen this panel going around a fair bit, and each time, somebody in the notes expresses concern about whether He-Man should be holding that hand.
If you’re one of those people, allow...

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

eldritchgentleman:

prokopetz:

I’ve seen this panel going around a fair bit, and each time, somebody in the notes expresses concern about whether He-Man should be holding that hand.

If you’re one of those people, allow me to assure you that there’s no cause for alarm: the hand He-Man’s holding is not the fist with which Fisto fists.

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This is the fist.

My condolences to anyone that Fisto Fisted

My condolences also got to everyone, whom Fisto fisted, BEFORE

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and after he got his prosthetic fist

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