Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the
Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after
protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no
jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.
Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.
Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.
Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.
Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.
Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.
Man: what do you mean?
Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.
Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.
Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.
the first time i saw a meme on these guys i almost SHIT MY PANTS because these penguins are ULTIMATE memeing material its almost unfair that they’ve been ignored.
