Silver Tongue

Dec 25

frogandtoadaregays:

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

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how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

(Source: clowniconography, via thetimeisneveright)

brbjellyfishing:

iflipforrizzles:

whistleandnut:

gaypeopletwitter:

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So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

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(via thetimeisneveright)

gearholder:

blaruu:

Newer scp fans trying to do good: I MUST MAKE MY DOCTOR AS PERFECT AND GOOD AS POSSIBLE TO FIT IN

Me, in the distance: We have a monkey, a cat, a dog, and a 3 eyed bastard chill out–

isn’t one of the O5 a lynx too?

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(Source: catchymemes, via newbarrk)

gayvian:

manslaughter:

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

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why does the burger king app have quests

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perkistani:

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victorian-sexstache:

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

She was Shakespeare’s wife

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