Silver Tongue

Dec 25

liberalsarecool:

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A kakistocracy is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

The Wall is a prop. The prop is never going to be built.

Trump is shutting down the government because his followers need a selfish prop more than they need a functioning leader.

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despazito:

despazito:

furries be like

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people are wrongfully calling this a sergal when it’s a manokit, here’s a sergal

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Dec 24

homestuck secret santa for @apple-juice-bouquet who wanted a konyyl so here she is admiring some candy cane claws!

homestuck secret santa for @apple-juice-bouquet who wanted a konyyl so here she is admiring some candy cane claws!

ruinedchildhood:

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sealicns:

everybody shut the fuck up and post this picture of reggie fils-amie and sonicfox

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sonicfox has such valid energy that he is the only person that reggies body was not ready for

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cosmi-ck:

decenmber 24th being celeberated as christmas eve? heh……….. only normies do that. woke people celebrate the anniversary of the greatest fucking thing ever…….

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godlessondheimite:

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artofkace: “ scruffy catra cont @yuripirate ‘s scruffy catra designs are the best, everyone else go home. i’m going home. ”

artofkace:

scruffy catra cont 

@yuripirate ‘s scruffy catra designs are the best, everyone else go home. i’m going home.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: assumption: scraps is a cutie who deservse a smooch from a poss

scraps-is-busy:

CORRECT! Scraps, stop taking thI DO NEED A SMOOstop! Stop puTHIS IS VERY ACCURATE!

*smooches noodle*

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

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ernmark:

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

  • The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)
  • The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)
  • The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)
  • The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)
  • The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)
  • We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

truly a strange language

Thanks I hate it

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

English is such a fun bastard.

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