Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
being transformed into a swan, the most vicious creature in nature, allowed her to access her inner diva in a way that was completely foreign to her as a sweet-natured child. and from that day forward everyone in a three-county radius was fucking terrified of anything with wings.
it’s a lovely day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan
