Silver Tongue

Dec 18

This post predicted the future

anarcho-dykeism:
moonpaw:
if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.
if my blog gets deleted, find me on the island on Route 130 when the last two bytes of the personality value of one of your party members matches matches a random value shuffled daily between 0x0000 and 0xFFFF
if my blog gets deleted or tumblr itself implodes, you can find me by going to Viridian City, ask the old man to show you how to catch pokémon, fly to Cinnabar Island and surf along the east coast.

if my blog gets deleted or tumblr gets ripped out of existance, you can find me by holding your 3DS upside down while inkay levels up

(via moonpaw)

warmhappycat:

writing-prompt-s:
For a few minutes, I lived in a purer world and thought that the third response was a statement on the food chain.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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(Source: jwblogofrandomness)

frithislord:

calebtyink:
frosted-snowflakes:
:)
Ok this is getting unusual…
Lol

(Source: fanarisu, via jwblogofrandomness)

caitercates:

I fall a little more in love with Duck every episode.

(via theclockworkpony-deactivated202)

chantosakura:

redwoodriver:
bemusedlybespectacled:
spiritednug:
z-nogyrop:
lovelylovelyartist:
theorynoodle:
mezzodical:
one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

Rogue with a nat 20 perc: “I saw you hanging out with katelyn last night”

Bard with a crit fail on deception: “Rebecca its not what you think!”

Rogue with 16 intimidatin: “I wont hesitate bitch”

(via probablybadrpgideas)

grumpygaysnsfw:

The best part from the new power hour.

(via grumpquoteoftheday)