Silver Tongue

Jan 22

littleluna213:

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a soul:

Me:

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Giratina on a string

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pukicho:

pukicho:

I hate how other planets are so far away. Like, come here lol

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oklahoma2019:
“ skippercifer:
“i’m begging them to call it literally anything else
”
You were my sister, Womanikin! I loved you! ”

oklahoma2019:

skippercifer:

i’m begging them to call it literally anything else

You were my sister, Womanikin! I loved you!

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sourdoughnibblers:

Victim

fallout-new-vegas-2010:

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screams this at you when you when you pass me on the street

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IRL Bad RPG Idea Alert

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

So, my housemate just put their washing on. After a few minutes, we started hearing this weird rattling/scraping noise from it. We went to check.

Turns out, we’d found their missing d20. Spinning round happily in the washing machine. 

Give me an hour and  a half and I’ll tell you the Washing Machine’s initiative

-Mod Pencil

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An 18!

Also it took me about ten hours longer then I planned to post this

Also I originally reblogged the wrong post

I am no match for my washing machine, it turns out

:(

Jan 21

aphony-cree:

just-shower-thoughts:

Wut-In-Tarnation is really What-In-The-Entire-Nation with southern accent

It’s time for the fascinating history of the word tarnation, which has nothing to do with the word nation

In 18th century America there was a trend of finding nicer ways to say curse words so they could shout exclamations without committing blasphemy. “Heck” and “gosh” originated at this time. “What in Sam Hill” was just a censored way of saying “What the hell?”

Damn and damnation became darn and darnation

At the time the word eternal was mostly associated with God and heaven, so the slang term “tarnal” was created to speak about eternity without invoking God

The new soft-curse word darnation sounded a bit like the slang word tarnal so people mashed them into tarnation (source)

“What in tarnation” means “What in eternal damnation” which also means “What the hell” which also means “What in Sam Hill” thanks to a bunch of Americans in the 1700s wanting to say bad words without incurring the Lord’s wrath 

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its been a good while since ive drawn my plant pony so have some demos and kalle

its been a good while since ive drawn my plant pony so have some demos and kalle

mechapilots:

happy lemon demon day everyone

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holdmecloseandfast:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

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