Silver Tongue

Jan 21

probablybadrpgideas:

Nerf warlocks by revealing their patron is having a bit of a rough patch right now.

“Eldritch blast? Er…I can throw a rock at them? Give me a minute to find a rock I’ll be right there”

neat-deadandlive-things:

bigboibolshephile:

neat-deadandlive-things:

Guess who found tiny test tubes in the free bin at school. What should I do with them?

Fill them with colorful kool-aid. When you’re in the middle of class, stand up, yell “FUCK THIS”, drink one, & fall on the ground

As the TA teaching the class this sounds like a great idea.

(via thescyfychannel)

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

cookingwithroxy:

gholateg:

ranty9000:

erykah-budew:

Imagine my disappointment when I think that Grand Admiral Thrawn’s “secret weapon” is going to be revealed as an Executor Class Star Destroyer or something related to the Death Star only to find out he’s building the world’s ugliest TIE fighter

Don’t diss my baby the TIE Defender like that

Excuse me, buit the Defender is a damned near a battle frigate in a one man fighter. It’s got missiles, six fucking canons, a hyperdrive, SHIELDS and is faster and more maneuverable than an X-wing. 

If they had mass produced these things, the rebellion would have been fucking obliterated. 

It IS a super weapon, just not another “Planet cracking laser canon” and would have actually been viable. 

It would have been like building an A-10 warthog during World War one. 

That there’s a next-generation Tie Fighter.

i like the EU configuration:
4 lasers, 2 ion cannons, 3 concussion missiles, 4 proton torpedoes and a tractor beam emitter for some reasons, and as said above shields and hyper drive

And good luck trying to hyperspace ram it!

Jan 20

tinybed:

kingdedede:

i take back every criticism i’ve ever had about this game its actually a masterpiece

he got a cramp

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bloodsbane:

ohhh my god. hhh oh . oh my god

i love.. her! i love her !! i missed heerrrrr

(via adurot)

redandfranticfeelings:

big movie studio: we’re going to introduce our first lgbt character!!! it’s going to be so groundbreaking and important for the lgbt community!!!

the actual movie:

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aeritus:

Give her a break oh my god

-COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN-

bettaesthetic:

I love this cat. Like, I love him, but also, he’s stupid.

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