Silver Tongue

Jan 20

zrpants:

how many times do i have to tell you! before you can test for your muppet license, you need to get your learner’s kermit

(via turing-tested)

outofcontextdiscord:

image

(via rockboci)

[video]

a-trans-comic-by-me: “It’s me, the trans cryptid. Watch out! ”

a-trans-comic-by-me:

It’s me, the trans cryptid.  Watch out!

(via bloodsbane)

captain-flint:

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that’s unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

(via rockboci)

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

(via rockboci)

moreo-fem: “ moreo-fem: “due to a sequence of bizarre coincidences leading up to today, i have learned that when lemon demon said “everythings connected” he meant it. ” i got 9000 notes in like 3 days, and i need people to stop yelling at me in my...

moreo-fem:

moreo-fem:

due to a sequence of bizarre coincidences leading up to today, i have learned that when lemon demon said “everythings connected” he meant it.

image

i got 9000 notes in like 3 days, and i need people to stop yelling at me in my notes, so heres an update

(via bloodsbane)

midiquartz: “ i remember someone once asked what my interpretation of piglins would be, here they be! ” @uncle-cucky

midiquartz:

i remember someone once asked what my interpretation of piglins would be, here they be!

@uncle-cucky

(via bloodsbane)

copperbadge: “ queenofglitch: “ tumblunni: “ iamtypinglike98madmen: “ jdillustratesnonsense: “ hotcocoachia: “ froginakettle: “ guyalice: “ unpretty: “The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the...

copperbadge:

queenofglitch:

tumblunni:

iamtypinglike98madmen:

jdillustratesnonsense:

hotcocoachia:

froginakettle:

guyalice:

unpretty:

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

image
image
image

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

image

He also jabs racists in the eye!

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I can hear his voice too, and all I can convey it as is “Generic tough guy from Looney Tunes”

“Come all the way through and be sociable” slew me. 

(via thescyfychannel)

the-macra:

the-macra:

i dont know how im supposed to interpret the fact that when pandora opened the box all of the monsters were released unto humanity except for hope, which stayed behind, but every time i think about it i go crazy

is it saying that the biggest monster would be if hope had left us? is it saying that hope was never unleashed on the world? is it saying that hope is actually a monster? is it saying that hope will always be with us? i dont know but all of them make me lose it

(via stemmmm)