there was some science that got done that involved putting a camera on a humboldt squid and
all i can think about is how fucking weird this must be for the squid??? like??? squid do not wear clothes, when left to themselves so how is this one adapting to its new clothes-wearing paradigm, how does it feel about this situation where it is now the only squid in a t-shirt and bodycam
shit, what do the other squids think? are they jealous that they didn’t get free outfits, or are they all roasting their buddy because he looks like a total dork now
I’m reminded of the ornithologists who discovered that banding birds with brightly-colored bands actually disrupted the mating season because female birds were attracted to males with colorful bands
what if these scientists have plunged the normally staid squid community into a maelstrom of unbridled sexual desire because one of them is wearing a shirt
“I’ve done a science!” You’ve gone and ruined a perfectly good cephalopod is what you’ve done! Look at them - they’ve got LINGERIE!
fullmetal alchemist brotherhood is fucking amazing on so many levels but what sticks out the most is that it’s five seasons and the last full season plus an episode or two of the previous season is just one battle that takes place over ONE day. a full fucking SEASON for the one “promised day” battle
it paces it out exactly right, we follow every single character as they run into central and we watch them come together to fight. every word spoken, every sword clash, every detail is THERE your fav show could NEVER
the most insanely cool thing any homestuck character ever did was when terezi drew a chalk outline for her own dead body then laid down and died in it. that was so fucking raw
i feel like “laid down and died” is severely underplaying it because the dying very much came first in the order of things
so not only did she draw that chalk outline but she did it with the exact knowledge of how she would die and collapse, probably using her abilities as seer of mind because what the fuck else are Weird Mind Powers good for if not predicting your own death and making a personalized crime scene aesthetic out of it
do y’all the remember the time trump shared a campaign video of himself against epic proportions of enemies with a bunch of effects & shit except he used the exact same voice over of the illusive man in the mass effect 2 cinematic trailer & EA slammed his ass for it & had twitter remove it. good times
a lot of y’all are saying “he WHAT” to this so here’s the video and here’s this
Happy birthday to all the McElroy brothers except griffin
i hate this post because i was worried for a split second griffin did something shitty but no- travis and justin were both born on the same day in seperste years
