Silver Tongue

Jan 19

Alien: what is that human rubbing into their skin?

Human: Oh thats sunblock. it helps protect our skin from the radiation of the sun since it can damage us and give us cancer if exposed long enough

Alien: That makes sense. And what is that human slathering onto their skin?

Human: Oh that is tanning lotion. it intensifies the radiation of the sun to make our skin damage faster so we can look aesthetically pleasing.

Alien: I give up trying to understand your planet

filibusterfrog:

cannot believe deep gnome is a race but im in love with them actually

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koito-yuu:

relatablepicturesofyuugi:
relatablepicturesofyuugi:
canonically speaking sailor moon is shorter than yuugi, but thanks to 90′s shoujo art style it absolutely does not look that way

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the-irken-pony:

ADHD and autism often overlap so if I post something about my autism you relate to as someone w/ ADHD then always feel free to reblog it!

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banoakira:

Gardevoir : To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole.

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your-tiny-friend:

alphashrooms:
showerthoughtspost:
Although often taken for granted, Google Earth is an incredible feat accomplished by mankind that people 300 years ago would have considered completely mental.
Bruh that shit was completely mental to me when it came out when I was a kid and I still think it’s crazy. When they introduced street view I lost my shit. There was really a group organized enough to go around photographing every street? In vast areas of the world? Insane
Remember the whole family crowding round the computer just to look at your own house from the outside???

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thisisnotmyhomeplanet:

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