Silver Tongue

Nov 13

armchair-factotum:
fizzyimp:
bymyblackhand:
memewhore:
That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit
The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy

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dzamie:

silver-tongues-blog:
seaglassandeelgrass:
notfromcold:
notfromcold:
Classic sea shanties like:
“I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off.”
“I got off the ship on the dock but I know I’m going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck.”
“Storm.”
“Big storm.”
“Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I’m feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn.”
“Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp.”
Not to forget crowd favorites like:
“Pull harder or we are all going to die.”
“Bad working conditions.”
“Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole.”
And the perennial favourites:
“God I Need A Drink”
“I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing”
“Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don’t Fall Overboard”
“My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I’ll Go Be Miserable At Sea”
“Whale. Big Fish.”
“The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard.”
“Spent All My Money, Oops.”
“Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship’s Stern.”
“Shipwreck.”
“Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe.”
“Hey, Remember That Guy? He’s Dead.”
“I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months.”
“Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming.”
“Whatever You Do, Don’t Go To Sea. Goodbye, I’m Off To Sea.”
dont forget “my crew is dead and i wanna die too”
ah, that’d be Fiddler’s Green, kinda. A very pretty song about heaven

I was thinkin bones in the ocean

silver-tongues-blog:

“sexy” lord licorice looks like if someone tried making white dr facilier

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ariel-s-awesome:

forgottensonicfacts:
forgottensonicfacts:
In the Blaze the Cat-focused entry of Sonic Comic (a series of one-shot comics released on Sonic Channel in 2016 as part of the series’ 25th anniversary celebration), Amy is shown to be strongly infatuated with Blaze.
Also, in Sonic Boom S2E45 “Three Minutes Or Less”, When seeing that Amy has set up a date, Sonic goes through three people she could be having a date with, two of them men and one of them a woman. Amy being on a date with a woman isn’t seen as different or strange, and just as plausible as the previously mentioned men.
[Hopefully]

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summoning circles work because demons, like cats, will sit on a circle if you draw it

calhanx:

evilmario666:
pobopolybius:
sator-the-wanderer:
vincepti0n:
meowthefluffy:
zzoupz:
zzoupz:
i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
the twitter users are coming QUICK post twitblr yaoi
I have never made art faster in my life
it’s because they’re divorced
Man this goes hard feel free to screenshot 💔😰💔💔😰
The mods are asleep, post Tumblr x Twitter art
How dare you all forget your roots. Twitblr is yuri not yaoi. Have we forgotten the interwebs series
Yaoi or Yuri… SO MUCH YES!!! Kismesissitude FTW!!!
o///w///o i kinda ship it!

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Anonymous asked: you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

noppokun:

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

prontaentrega:

prontaentrega:
“theres roman soldiers in the post apocalypse” theres also usamerican soldiers in the post apocalypse and i dont think we realize how ridiculous that is
fnv takes place 200 years after the fall of the united states and the ncr isnt some last bastion of the us military that survived. it was built from the ground up and at some point they decided to start copying a centuries old political system. kimball calling himself president carries the exact same weight as caesar calling himself emperor. The ncr are larpers as much as the legion

the only valid faction are the kings

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