when people call themselves robot fuckers but they only mean like human shaped and human sized androids, those people are cowards. you either would fuck shockwave or you wouldnt! its simple!
me, upon seeing a boy smile/duck his head/roll up his sleeves/run them through his hair: shit,,,
stop reblogging this please because a) its about jason todd and b) i said ‘them’ instead of ‘his hands’ and thus it now means ‘run his sleeves through his hair’ so please stop im begging u….
the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people
i’ve seen a lot of random things on this site, but i never thought i’d see carebears discourse
Nothing’s more satisfying than when a murder of crows fly by your house and you watch them through your window as you hear hundreds of flapping and cawing….. it’s soothing honestly
My brain: Scope now has a complex blood system where he can materialize and manipulate ichor-varient weapons that allows each kill to transfuse the enemies’ blood into his own energy supply like vampirism to consum-
au where kravitz and taako are open abt their relationship to magnus and merle, so kravitz is just like. regularly chilling in their dorm room. merle makes a bad joke and taako asks kravitz to reopen his bounty. kravitz deadpans that he gladly will, seeing as merle has in fact died sixty-eight times. the thb immediately lock eyes.
merle: wait wait wait i need to die one more time. please? just one more?
kravitz, fully aware of the temptation he has just created: of course you can. you just can’t come back.
