Silver Tongue

Jan 14

yes-i-cain-deactivated20190229:
you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.
I would literally do crack to hit him harder

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thebootydiaries:

im crying

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gearholder:

demilypyro:
I’m mostly kidding

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rederiswrites:

chirmartir:
CH
Okay two things
1) every time I see something like this, or photos of wild unrealistic landscapes that really exist, or spectacular architecture, whatever it is, I think again that when we write fantasy, we NERF REALITY. That is, here’s some dude with a special interest and a brain that somehow lacks basic self preservation mechanisms, and he’s out here looking like a super hero. Regular humans are capable of things we seem super human. Real landscapes are more fantastical than our fantasies. Reality is more fantastical than our fantasies.
2) how the fuck did he not kick out any windows that’s the most impressive part of the whole video.

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commander-ledi:

tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

could be a cryptid. could be the sites shitty programming. could be may awful memory. who knows. might as well reblog it

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lazorsandparadox:

grogar:
just pokemon living in the moment

nothing peculiar about them at all

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tardigradetheking:

firelordderpy:
ranty9000:
sweetiepie08:
paperclipbracelet:
Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are all: “The Master won’t do anymore miracles today.” But obviously Jesus is like; “Yes, my child?” And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.
He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary’s house cuz it wobbled too much.
“Jesus!”
“How can I help you my child?”
“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”
“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”
“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”
“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”
“honey that guy who made our table got crucified”

do you think he made his own cross?

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yoshiyoshikage-tira-munchakoopas:

official-lucifers-child:
friendlydinosaur:
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hell fucking yes, get out
Get all your bitch asses out

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