Silver Tongue

Jan 13

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
i own this game on three platforms now, lmao
hire me activision i will be your crash bandicoot spokesperson/genius
well duh, trilogy means three

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artificialbrilliance:

rave-lord-nito:
chefpyro:
i invented written language actually
Chefpyro somewhere in Mesopotamia, 3000 BCE: “Yo check out this neat trick i can do with this here clay and reed”
“Now I can finally tell that dude who sold me bad copper how much he sucks without having to actually meet him in person”

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silver-tongues-blog:

Just let me win!
Its been a good while since ive drawn undertale art

Jan 12

Just let me win!

Its been a good while since ive drawn undertale art

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snakegay:

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

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aeritus:

quick thing before working on commissions :P
-COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN-

smug-mercy:

wtfisgoingonews:
[link]
[article]
Hey, remember when yall couldn’t shit the fuck up about Chinese propaganda on tik tok? Hope yall warriors against propaganda have the same energy ready for Instagram

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nessamiibo:

asexualconnor:
asexualconnor:
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.
However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

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