Silver Tongue

Dec 09

pemsylvania:
pemsylvania:
41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick
this is my 4th day gnoming her
they set up a camera

(via deep-sea-prince)

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miaislying:

personsonable:
miaislying:
personsonable:
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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suchira:

neon-skies95:
aces-and-anime:
one-for-all-plus-ultra:
so i was looking up antique cars like ya do and i found the dodge deora line of cars which looks like this
and i noticed there wasn’t any visible doors so i looked further and just
what the fuck is this nonsense
I was concerned about how you’d even get in one of these and…

So I showed my brother this, and he’s all like “yeah they made a second one, here” and like
come the fuck on
This is amazing.

(Source: ct-42069, via wuffleton)

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geekmom13:

drarrymylove:

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dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time

(via officialspec2)

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

worldsentwined:
batmanisagatewaydrug:
batmanisagatewaydrug:
can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
oh my god… duel lingo
Die Eule ~~habe~~ hat Hunger
True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD
holy crap

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