Silver Tongue

Dec 08

onlyblackgirl:

fallenangelfish:

showerthoughtsofficial:

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

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brunswickyeet:

atamajakki:

coldwarriors:

pellaeons:

“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play

if tumblr was catholic you could pay for nsfw rights

a pussy indulgence, if you will

‘A pussy indulgence, if you will’ is my new favourite six-word short story

Originally posted by weasleywizardweasels

(Source: anoras, via stemmmm)

mad-maddie:

some people talk shit about homestuck but i vividly recall a lesbian turning into a vampire before chainsawing a dude in half and re-applying her lipstick with the stains of his blood also she and her god-girlfriend live and get married as endgame so frankly everyone can either back off or step up their game 

what about the lesbian who goes to a place of nonexistance so that she can stop bad things from happening for good and in doing so brings her skeleton snake alien girlfriend back and killed fish hitler

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theconfusedshitshow:

prince-of-sweaters:

reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays

to all trans kids: i love you and the world would be much worse without you

(Source: eel-guy, via demon-space-boi)

nauticalradical:

nauticalradical:

scientists state that juxtaposing certain images can bring back ancient memories

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thedesertisjust:

bookerdewittless:

bethesda fucking over osbidian 8 years ago in the production of fallout new vegas with most underhanded and frankly pointless ways, resulting in obsidian’s loss of the fallout IP, bankruptcy, and general obscurity within industry

but then obisidian coincidentally popping back up in the midst of bethesda class-action lawsuits for illegal business practices coinciding with the most publicized awful game debut in 10 years with a new RPG IP that has all the themes and writing and care that bethesda’s been ignoring for 8 fucking years

THAT’S KARMA, BITCH

Obsidian right now:

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*pssss pass it on, Hanukkah is not Jewish Christmas*

taxicab-geometry:

Chanukah is a largely unimportant holiday that is as popular as it is because it sits next to Christmas most years. however, the holiday exists because the Jews of Israel (which was controlled by Greece at the time) did everything they could to resist assimilation. the important thing isn’t the oil or the menorah; it’s that the Greeks told the Jews that they were not allowed to worship their god, and the Jews refused.

when you call Chanukah “Jewish Christmas,” you go against why we have Chanukah in the first place. when you ask Jews if they still celebrate Christmas, while knowing that they are Jewish and observant, you go against why we have Chanukah in the first place. when you claim that Christmas is an American holiday, not a religious one, you go against why we have Chanukah in the first place. when you pity us for not celebrating Christmas, you go against why we have Chanukah in the first place.

Jews do not need Christianity or Christmas to be happy. Jews do not need to be assimilated to be happy. we don’t need your pity. we have our own way of doing things that works without yours.

I strongly encourage Christians to reblog this.

(Source: progressivejudaism, via nofacednerd)