Silver Tongue

Jan 09

brunhiddensmusings:
“ shiyakusho:
“splatoonification
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i know this is an evolution as companies judge when guns become inapropriate to be thrown around as an emoji but it pops up two things to me
1- microsoft started with a buck rogers zap gun before...

brunhiddensmusings:

shiyakusho:

splatoonification

i know this is an evolution as companies judge when guns become inapropriate to be thrown around as an emoji but it pops up two things to me

1- microsoft started with a buck rogers zap gun before decidng NOW to turn to regular guns before going back to nope totally not a real gun

2- google started with a fucking blunderbuss

google had style

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tactical-necromancy:

closet-keys:

circulusinuniversality:

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[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

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yuyuuyuyuu:

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teaboot:

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sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:

quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd

electrons be like “i am going to disobey all laws of probability and classical mechanics, unless you attempt to perceive me in which case i will behave exactly in the ways you just disproved”

disgusting. please act like a person

Not to be contrary but breaking laws until one is observed is very much acting like a person

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bigprettygothgf:
“ bigprettygothgf:
“remember how trilllizard used to get really mad when people called him an incel? well at least he isn’t trying to deny it anymore
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females say thing me no like about me bideo gaem. female should be no allowed...

bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

remember how trilllizard used to get really mad when people called him an incel? well at least he isn’t trying to deny it anymore

females say thing me no like about me bideo gaem. female should be no allowed from bideo game for not appreciating true art. female dumb for no liking me huge intellect 

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severalowls:
“ genderoftheday:
“ Today’s Gender of the Day is: Estrogen Burger
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For reference, it’s literally just a soy burger which means it contains phytoestrogens which are plant hormones and do nothing for humans. A beef burger would have more...

severalowls:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Estrogen Burger

For reference, it’s literally just a soy burger which means it contains phytoestrogens which are plant hormones and do nothing for humans. A beef burger would have more of a hormonal impact, however minimal.

Yep. Conservatives are still flipping out about soy and writing nonsense scare articles.

for real tho, i wish i could transition through the power of burgers

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chefpyro:

today i found out roadrunners are not a thing looney tunes made up

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theyre called roadrunners because they run across the road really fast. they are a bitch to look out for here in texas