Silver Tongue

Jan 09

generalgrievousdatingsim:
i love the dynamic that is “straight-laced detective falls in love with the cocky little shit of a thief they’re trying to catch” because there’s always a moment where the detective character realizes they’re in love with this charming bastard they’re supposed to be taking in who’s been dragging them around on a wild goose chase for weeks and lets them go only to discover a short while later that one or more of their possessions has been stolen without them noticing because the thief wants to make sure they’ll keep pursuing and interacting with them so they can get it back when they meet again and it’s like. just flirt like normal people you absolute morons.
the cops: you have to bring this guy in detective, they’re a wanted criminal!
the detective:

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v-sharp:

It makes him feel safe.

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chefpyro:

subluke69:
TARKUS
TARKUS
TARKUS
TARKUS
cerastes:
Find someone that bombards you with the same level of raw affection Dark Souls fans direct towards Black Iron Tarkus.

tarkus is indescribably awesome

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rosexknight:

pregnantseinfeld:
why-bless-your-heart:
philiptthinksaboutthings:
why-bless-your-heart:
Oh sorry can’t wash any of this filth off of my baby he hasn’t consented to being washed.
Tending for and caring for a child is totally different from baptizing them into the Faith when they are ignorant of it. Bad fallacy there LB.
Dedicating your child to the Faith and raising them in the Church and putting them on the path to Jesus so they can willingly proclaim Jesus as their savior when they are of age via public baptizing is 👌👌
A parent’s duty isn’t just to care for the body, but also for the soul. Baptism isn’t just a witness to faith or a statement of accepting Christ as your savior, it is a sacrament that cleanses the soul of original sin and opens us to the grace of God. It is God’s adoption of us. Why would you delay making a child the son or daughter of God until they had achieved the age of reason, having them reach that point without the help that grace can give them? Children can—and do—reject the gifts of baptism if they so choose, after having grown older, but a parent’s God-given authority for the care of their child gives them both the right and the duty to have their infants baptized.
I always thought the reason we baptize babies is to wash them of original sin so that if they died before proper baptism or like in infancy in general they don’t go to hell. And it was done back in the day because children mortality rates were so low and continued today because tradition XD
I could be wrong tho. I grew up Methodist and we don’t baptize our babies we “christen” them which is basically like baptism lite.

but didnt jesus die to absolve humanity of all prior sins including the original sin? why would we have to dunk a baby in water to wash away a sin that should have been wiped away 2020 years ago?

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

love-to-love-puppies:
johnnyjoestarrelatable:
therapist: the semihemidemisemiquaver isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
the semihemidemisemiquaver:
Can someone who speaks sheet music translate for me?
fast

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im-extremely-scottish:

bee-fox:
midnight-spectrum-again:
nothingbutanuglyfart:
im-extremely-scottish:
nothingbutanuglyfart:
fleamontpotter:
there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
I mean. it’s from Australia!!! I’m Aussie and I once raised a trans pigeon.
quick question how did you know the pigeon was trans?
so we called him “he” for years. and then one day we found out he could lay eggs. and my brother was like “oh I’m sorry for calling you a boy you’re a she aren’t you-” and the pigeon. started making this ungodly noise. while flapping his wings. in Anger. and I was like “OH you wanna be called he?” and the pigeon cocked his head at me, stopped flapping, settled in his nest, and cooed.
The fuck
Australia is queer, haven’t you learnt that from talking to me?
this has very quickly returned to my dash

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good-good-mcelboys:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:
lmao do they only have two pokemon between them or is that kid fucked?
He’s only got two, but don’t worry, they’re both the same Blastoise

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