Silver Tongue

Dec 04

obesecamels:

slartibartfastibast:

Dozer… Is a bull. The bull, dozer.

we finally found the descendants of the big blue ox

(via chefpyro)

hrefnatheravenqueen:

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

(via deep-sea-prince)

seshirukun:

Tumblr decides to completely shut down on December 17th

As the clock strikes midnight the site goes pitch black

Slowly but surely the screen starts clearing and begins to show the montage of a horse carriage traveling through a forest

“Hey, you’re finally awake“

(via deep-sea-prince)

queenology:

Now this is interesting

(via chefpyro)

piscesgonegirl:

(Source: blaekswan, via chefpyro)

bellamynochillblake:

im-reddie:

bellamynochillblake:

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

(via deep-sea-prince)

probablybadrpgideas:

Give all your NPCs long introductory rap songs, in blatant denial of the fact you have absolutely no idea how to rap.

carolferriis:

Let’s be honest. We’re all here because posts are still in chronological order.

(Source: felicia-parker, via officialspec2)

lukes-naughty-nephew:

huxnothugs:

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ain-t-bovvered:

(via pembrokewkorgi)