Silver Tongue

Nov 10

tredlocity:

twitter is like a guy who’s being robbed at gunpoint, while tumblr is like a guy who shot his own foot twice and is now making fun of the guy being robbed

starlightshore:

[img id: a 3 panel danny phantom comic. Valarie is to the side of Danny Fenton, the both of them are at school. Danny is going into his locker as Valarie speaks. "Speaking of the red huntress, dont' you think she's cool? kinda badass." She continues as Danny comes to a harsh realization. "Look, I'm just saying! She's probs totally ripped, right?" Danny gawks, drawn as the Shocked Tails expression meme from Tails get trolled. "My girlfriend has a crush on my mortal enemy?!"ALT
a single image. Danny Phantom smirks at the camera while drawn a bit more angular art style, the colors are vibrant.ALT
Next, we have a very warm and halloween like purplish pallet drawing. It's a redraw of the Spiderverse meme, with Danny staring up at Vlad Plasmius the same way Miles stared at Peter in the original meme.ALT
When Vlad notices, Danny turns his head away, pretending like he wasn't just staring.ALT
Danny glares with gritted teeth at Vlad. "What are you looking at?" Vlad is confused, unsure of the situation. "...nothing," he simply states. id end.]ALT

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Was in a memey mood.

(first drawing - Tails gets trolled and 3rd drawing - Spiderverse Peter meme)

I like the idea that despite Danny’s hatred of Vlad, he can’t help but look up to him a bit. Vlad, even though he’s a prick, is pretty cool. Sucks he sucks so bad tho.

tsukithewolf:

micelacking:

some tumblr etiquette for new people!!

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lilstinky:

lesbian slasher call that a butcher

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favoritesticle: “somehow, Stephen King is also involved in this. ”

favoritesticle:

somehow, Stephen King is also involved in this.

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aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

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it’s real btw

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starlightshore:

starlightshore:

[img id: 4 pieces of Danny Phantom fanart in one image, all drawn as cartoon doodles. Danny is working as a cashier, wearing a blue shirt with a yellow collar and name-tag. His face mask has a yellow W on it. First image: An elderly lady scolds Danny. "You need to be more cheery," she states. Danny deadpans, "Don't patronize me, lady." Next, Danny runs his hands through his hair, grimacing hard as "last Christmas, i gave you my heart" plays above him. He shouts, "It's November you monsters!" Another piece has Danny sticking his hand through the cardboard box using his ghost powers. Text reads: "Uses intangibility to get merch out of boxes instead of a box cutter" with a red arrow pointing to him. Lastly, Danny stares ahead with a blank, dead inside look. "Welcome to Walliemo." Internally he is screaming "aah i hate this job!"ALT
next fanart is a single panel. Danny is swinging a grey broom at the box ghost, who is trying to steal the shop's boxes. "Out! Out! Shoo!" Danny shouts. "Noooo! All boxes belong to meee!" the box ghost retaliates. Danny glares, "Piss off! I just spent 40 minutes stacking those damn things!"ALT
Last fanart is a 3 paneled comic. Sam crosses their arms while smirking at Danny, who's busy stocking shampoo bottles while at work. "Aw hell yeah, Danny you're a working class man now! That's epic." Danny doesn't look impressed. "if it's so 'epic,' why don't you get a job too?" Sam gawks at the suggestion, "Me?!" They turn away in disgust. "Danny, i don't need money like you do. I'm not selling my soul to corporate." Danny stares with his back to the camera. He thinks to himself, "Tch, rich kids." id end.]ALT

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I started working retail again and thought: hey, what was Danny’s first job like?

[img id: Danny Phantom floats by Skulker. He looks exhausted, saying "hi welcomed to Walliemo." Skulker is baffled, "What? What the fuck is a wallie moe?"ALT
Danny cringes in realization over what he just said. He drags his fingers over face, glaring at the ceiling. "oh my god, oh my god. I hate my life." Next we see Danny chasing Skulker across the sky, shooting at him with ectoblasts. "I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!" Danny shouts. "You get paid?!" Skulker asks. "That's my POINT, jerk!" id end.]ALT

depsidase:

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rogha:

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

rogha:

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while

make your own post

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ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while

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