Silver Tongue

Jan 03

insertnerdyjokehere:

twelvety-cans-of-cant:

letsmakeitwrite:

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

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The relative velocity of memes is zero

silver-tongues-blog:

Evidence

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conclusion: we ended the decade relatively at the same spot as we started and memes never change in the end

jwblogofrandomness:

Who was it who had the chalk?

How did the song go?

Oh right, it was Penny. Penny had the chalk.

dont forget the classic quote “snap, you gotta DRAW somethin!”

evil mozart on the beat

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

get your head off my shoulder

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apple-pomme:

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bisexualowain:

Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:

lil-bitchbaby:

turing-tested:

i love how none of the gems have titties

rose quartz

rose quartz saw a human girl with titties and went ‘oh fuck i want those too’ and that’s why she has them

the only reason any other gems have them is bc when they heard about rose quartz they saw her with them and shapeshifted too #queenofinventingtitties

amethyst literally has a window on her shirt and theres clearly no tiddy

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inquissien:

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painted this guy over the holidays to try procreate 5 and I’m loving it!

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