Silver Tongue

Dec 01

noblewing:
onion-souls:
No but seriously, as fun as Toddposting is, we really need to drag Pete Hines
You guys gonna drag their janitor too? Might as well, you’ve been dragging everyone else even remotely associated with Bethesda.
He’s Bethesda’s Senior Vice President of Global Marketing and Communications

Drag Todd for the skyrim files in 76. Drag Pete for everything involving the collectors edition

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onion-souls:

noblewing:
onion-souls:
No but seriously, as fun as Toddposting is, we really need to drag Pete Hines
You guys gonna drag their janitor too? Might as well, you’ve been dragging everyone else even remotely associated with Bethesda.
He’s Bethesda’s Senior Vice President of Global Marketing and Communications

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whats-bronya-the-president-of:

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stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:

bumbleshark:
sneakyfeets:
a-perplexing-puzzle:
sneakyfeets:
pipersgay:
step one:
artemis fowl movie:
failed step one
The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked
The casting call described him as what now
last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child
Oh goddamn it.

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pancakeke:

pancakeke:
the-cadence-of-yellow:
pancakeke:
thekilleropekui:
pancakeke:
this covers the hole but it’s really obstructive and ruins the aesthetic of the bowl
I’m considering making a decoy bowl now
All cats ruin the aesthetics if it doesn’t revolve around them.
related: aesthetic cat bed that has only been used 2 times in the past 2 years. they prefer to sleep in Amazon boxes
@pancakeke you should put the amazon box inside the aesthetic cat bed. Maybe they’ll be more inclined to use it that way
if this works I will lose my damn mind
ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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forgotten-sea-god:

ceruleanfuckup:
hervacationh0me:
Only way this shit gonna top marvel is if I get my own 8 foot tall genetically engineered avatar with some timbs and a long ass usb weave I can connect to trees and horses too the fuck
Avatar holds 2nd for the most money *ever* in the box office, when adjusted for inflation. Avengers is 13th. Avatar is the all-time worldwide highest grossing movie of all time too. Like Marvel is good at making movies but probably not gonna do better than Avatar
Name the main characters in Avatar. I’ll wait.

The only thing I remember about the film was that the aliens were called the navi and thats 100% because of people photoshoping their heads onto Navi from zelda

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GREAT News!

slumbermancer:

terratheterror:
slumbermancer:
terratheterror:
relishboi:
slumbermancer:
All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.
fucking finally
fyi: this is about ALL gorillas. if you’re gonna be near one, wear a rubber suit
PLEASE do not spread misinfo on my posts.
Thunder magic is SOUND-based. It is NOT lightning magic. The rubber will not save you UNLESS it is designed to be sound-proof.
Bring earplugs if you must, but please be aware this will hurt a gorilla’s feelings.
my apologies. i will refrain from assuming in the future.
y’all reblog this post with the right info!
Thank you for making things right.

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skarchomp:

mahboi:
The best insult you can call someone is reading all these names at once

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