Silver Tongue

Jan 01

Anonymous asked: Asriel, why did you come late?? You missed the food :(

anybody-have-a-gps:
uss-edsall:
uss-edsall:
My fellow Americans
It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand
Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians
My Fellow Americans,
We’ve Failed.
My Fellow Australians,
We have again succeeded.
My Fellow Americans,
We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

(via jadewares)

demipunk:

Happy New Years, heres a contribution

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starraptor:

You thought this was over?

(via jadewares)

moonpaw:

felt art is so funny? you just keep stabbing it to hell until it takes the shape you want

First art of 2020!

I call her sea gorgn. her hair is eels and being caught in her gaze turns things into coral

abcdmcsquared:

tescosfinest:
i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

(via newbarrk)

moringmark:

What should Janna name him?

(via gearholder)

kasaron:

faystria:
imagine being charmed by a succubus and it transforms into the ideal of beauty for you but your friends think its ugly as shit and make fun of your shit taste
If your friends don’t clown on you, they aren’t your friends.

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Call out post for those confounded Dover boys!!!!!!

dork-larue:

siphersaysstuff:
krudman:
skarchomp:
skarchomp:
skarchomp:
skarchomp:
I HATE TOM
I HATE DICK
I HATE LARRY

Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
Delete this post, Dan Backslide
An inbox!
I’ll send them hate mail!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
DEAR RICH DORA STANDPIPE. HOW I LOVE HER-
…followers’ reblogs.
Forced to pass a certain blog,
a porn blog of unsavory repute,
our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual, uncompromising moral fortitude.

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