thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual
me: huh, justin briner is a homestuck and was the guy who recorded his interpretation of the sufferer’s final sermon and now he voices deku in the funimation dub of my hero academia, cool
me:
wait a minute
wait
sonofa–
i’m glad you’re all on the same circle of hell with me
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