Silver Tongue

Dec 29

It always creeps me out…

frontyardigan:

therealeovaldez:

phoneticfrenetic:

crowley-for-king:

…that no matter

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how close

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you get

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the pupil

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seems to

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devour light

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like a black hole

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it reflects no light

That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.

Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe

Whoa

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bobacupcake:
“happy snomidays
”

bobacupcake:

happy snomidays

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damnwyverngems:
“  Wiggler + Palico cosplay by zancats spotted in the wild!
By Zan Cats
”

damnwyverngems:

Wiggler + Palico cosplay by zancats spotted in the wild!

By Zan Cats

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gay-deerboy:
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“ oppa-homeless-style:
“ feazelbal:
“ hairpoofs:
“ queenieeegoldstein:
“press f to...

gay-deerboy:

localcreature-feature006:

borderlineinsanity413:

dinocookiecat:

mythical-bxtch:

doodlemeimpressed:

dimini:

upbeathatt:

notrichietozier:

oppa-homeless-style:

feazelbal:

hairpoofs:

queenieeegoldstein:

press f to pay respects

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

 this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

This is so sad Alexa play what’s new pussycat

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

This is so sad alexa unplug the god damn jukebox

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excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

fallentitan98:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

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my (140 f vampire) husband (24 m human) keeps saying he wants the succ and its gotten old real fast. how do i politely tell him hes not funny?

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Dec 28

michaelshelleys:

i love the term “found family” because it can mean anything from “over the course of our epic adventure we gradually came to realize that we had found the loving home and family we were all searching for in each other” to “i woke up in the same dumpster as this troop of idiots who immediately forcibly inserted themselves into my life despite my loud and repeated objections and increased the amount of problems in it by 200% less than a week ago but i’m already prepared to die for every single one of them without hesitation”

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flavoracle:

flavoracle:

CUT MY LEAF INTO PIECES

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AND THEN WE DRAG AND SORT

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FERMENTATION

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AND SEEDING

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CAN’T EAT A FUNGUS IF I’M NOT FUNGUS BREEDING

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I don’t think y'all understand how round of this post I really am. I scheduled to reblog it as one of my “Favorite Posts of 2019” just a couple hours after I created it back in February

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