Silver Tongue

Dec 27

Anonymous asked: Be crime, do gay?

kdinjenzen:

Be CRIME.

Do GAY.

dungeonkeeper:

official Player’s Handbook™: Dragonborn have no tails. Tieflings have normal human skin colors, but also red.

everyone who plays d&d:

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players handbook: dragonborns only come in dull neutral browns and their scale ancestry is more of their bloodline rather than a reflection of their outward appearance. also tieflings are evil and regarded as demons

dnd players:

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isashi-nigami:

bumblebeebats:

daughterhood:

world-of-cats:

Why does this cat sound like a fullmetal alchemist character

this cat is telling me about his many crimes in the Ishvalan war

I thought these comments were way too specific, but imagine my surprise to find out they’re 100% on point

go home envy, youre drunk

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fullmetel:

i can’t get over how everyone in fma just accepted that alphonse was a ten year old boy in a big ol suit of armour. he would actually have to be huge to even fit inside and control the armour with any dexterity so i guess when he told people “oh yeah i’m a child that’s why my voice sounds like i just came out the womb” they had no alternative but to accept that there was an extremely jacked six-foot ten year old in there, just chillin

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tiktoks-we-like:

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*Person onscreen rapidly picking up and hanging up a telephone receiver*

(Telephone receiver) I- don’t- cum-

(Person onscreen walking around store aisle while laughing) Please tell me you got this on video-

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marauders4evr:

In my humble opinion, Coraline is one of the best movie adaptations out there because it actually strays away from the book a lot and adds/changes several different things, but it does so all for the sake of a visual medium which is exactly what a movie adaptation should do!

There’s nothing showing the Beldam making the doll but darn it if that’s not the most aesthetically pleasing scene in stop motion animation:

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The appearance of the tunnel is never described (other than it being musty and her feeling a force behind her) so they made a psychedelic tube: 

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In the book, she meets the three ghost children at a generic picnic but the movie, for reasons I will always love, decided to show them against an animated, interconnecting, version of the Starry Night:

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The blue hair, the garden, the world falling apart—

Everything is tweaked to be more visually pleasing.

Which is the point of turning a book into a movie in the first place!

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