Anonymous asked: Have you heard that they trained fruitflies to ejaculate when shown a red light and it came to a point where they preferred red light over actual females
god i wish i was a fruit fly. living for 40-50 days. almost nothing going on in my little head. model organism. scientists constantly tricking me into being more aroused by various basic stimuli than my own kind
imagine you’re an art student. you have a lot of natural talent. you get an internship with a major network. and then 9/11 happens and you’re like ‘i bet i could help fix this with music’ so you form a punk band. the band gets popular. REALLY popular. like, genre defining popular. you’re the frontman of, arguably, the biggest punk band of your generation. and then a few years later you’re like ‘you know what. i’m done with this. i’m gonna write some comics.’ and you do and win an eisner award and create a whole ass new version of spiderman. and then a few years after THAT you’re like ‘maybe i should do that whole band thing again’ so you announce it and people lose their fucking minds. gerard way is the weirdest man alive. i’d die for him.
Democrats: alright we finally did it, Trumps been impeached. Time for a trial in the-
Republicans: lol yeah about that trial. It’s not gonna be fair or anything, we’ve already made up our minds and there’s gonna be like, 0 witnesses
Democrats: oh? Ok then. If that’s the case then I guess we’ll just hold on to these *pockets articles of impeachment*
Republicans:
Can someone explain what this means?
Our president has been charged with misconduct through the only proccess that is outlined in our constitution (impeachment). The next step in the process is that the president goes on trial. Republicans in the senate, where the trial will take place, have already said they have made up their minds and will vote based on bias. They have stated that it will be a quick trial with no witnesses and a guaranteed vote on acquittal. The democrats, who control the charges, have said that they will not release the charges to the senate until fair rules have been established. Republicans seem shocked by this turn of events
In case you’re wondering why this would make the republicans upset, the need this to go to trial or Trump will be on record as having been impeached and not acquitted.
